Former Evil Gay Zombie Mutant Ninja

For breakfast, Jean-Paul had taken a cue from a sign he'd seen outside the hotel. Caramel sauce on toast, it turned out, actually wasn't half bad. Caramel sauce was also pretty much entirely sugar, which meant one very hyper speedster. Rather than literally bouncing off the walls of his apartment and driving Lulu mad, he decided to do the thoughtful thing and work it off.

Which was why anybody who happened to look up had a chance of seeing a Canadian flying by. Yes, flying. Very quickly. And occasionally doing somersaults.

((Open to anyone who looks up or out their window!))