Voicemail

Jan. 1st, 2010 11:42 pm
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"Bonjour, vous avez atteignez Jean-Paul Beaubier. Je suis évidemment pas ici maintenant, autrement je vous néglige. Si ceci est n'importe qui a affilié avec les X-Men, aller de l'avant et raccrocher maintenant. Si ceci est Aurora, Jeanne-Marie, ou n'importe qui d'autre dans la tête de ma soeur, essayer mon téléphone de cellule."

There was a pause long enough one might think Jean-Paul was going to leave the caller to puzzle it out whether they spoke French or not, then,

"Hello, you've reached Jean-Paul Beaubier. I'm obviously not here right now, or else I am ignoring you. If this is anyone affiliated with the X-Men, go ahead and hang up now. If this is Aurora, Jeanne-Marie, or anyone else inside my sister's head, try my cell phone."

BEEP.

((French translation provided by freetranslation.com and therefore not guaranteed to be anything like accurate. Assistance in making it moreso provided by [livejournal.com profile] x5_alec.))

Date: 2007-12-24 08:04 pm (UTC)
needsaparrot: (z-wee - nose)
From: [personal profile] needsaparrot
Slipped under the door on December 24th is an envelope containing a card that says "Happy Winterthingy of Your Choice - Xander" and the check for December's rent, torn in half.

Date: 2009-01-18 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com
from here (http://blondecanary.livejournal.com/637.html?thread=23933#t23933)

"Hi, this is Dinah. Do I know you? Um. Sorry, I don't know where your room is, or I'd come over. Thanks? Call me back, let me know."


Date: 2009-01-18 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-merriest.livejournal.com
(Intended for Deadpool.)

"Hey, there. It's your minion, checking in. Listen. Something's up with you and Cable, right? We kinda had a talk, while I was at work the other day. I hope you're not mad. I just worry. I guess it's my turn for the shovel speech. Take care of yourself, okay?"

Phone Madness!

Date: 2009-01-19 12:22 am (UTC)
raspberryturk: (Tch.)
From: [personal profile] raspberryturk
"... Okay, look buddy. I ain't gay. And for that matter, I ain't really into Canadians, anyhow. I'm nice an' happy with the girl I got. So, I dunno what crawled up your ass and died, but you sure as hell got the wrong guy, yo."

[From here!]

Date: 2009-01-19 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com
(from here (http://sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com/612.html?thread=172900#t172900))

"Seriously??? I mean, seriously??? Don't worry, baby, me and my pieces will be right over!!!"

Date: 2009-01-19 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hotceltogoth.livejournal.com
[From here (http://hotceltogoth.livejournal.com/1308.html?thread=457500#t457500)]

"I always have cookies. Room 507, if you want some."

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